Charlie Sheen Needs a Conversion Van

March 2nd, 2011 by
There are two things I love in life: conversion vans and pop culture. With that said, is it any shock the following blog combines the two?Let’s take a moment to look at one of the largest entertainment stories in the news. You may remember him from such hit films as Major League, Navy Seals and Hot Shots. That’s right folks, I’m talking about Charlie Sheen.Charlie Sheen

Sheen has been on a constant tirade with the media since his recent departure from the “Two and Half Men” sitcom. Since then, it seems like you can’t go a day without hearing about one of his recent rants to a radio station or TV personality.  This week, he even decided to sign up for Twitter! Now you can follow him and receive constant updates about all his lunacy.

During this whole time, Sheen has reportedly been traveling all over the place. One of my theories on why he is currently off his rocker is because all of this traveling. It’s obvious he is jet-lagged.

I bet if Sheen had his own nine passenger conversion van though, he wouldn’t be so tired and constantly spewing crazy antidotes to the public. In fact, he could sit back and relax while someone drives him all over.  Heck, he could even watch himself on the news on a sweet LCD television to see what crazy things he said that day.

Not only that, but after one of Charlie’s long nights on the town, he wouldn’t have to worry about getting a hotel room if he had a van conversion with a sleeping area.

Yep, I don’t think it will be too long before we end up seeing Charlie cruising down Sunset Boulevard in a conversion van.

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